RONENV.COM BELIEVES IN YOU

Send me an email and say hi!

Check out my Origin Story.

Here's an unedited iphone pic of me shooting a rainbow out of my cock:

Here's a pic of me cradling a charred zombie corpse:

here's a pic of me from the Jerusalem Post in 1986:

sigh, I was such a cute kid. What went wrong?

go do something awesome and tell me about it.

I enjoy getting email. Don't be shy!

I love you.

RONEN at RONENV dotcom

P.S. Here's a copy of my To-Do List:

Hello! My name is

ronen-v:

SF -> LA.

What’s good, Hollywood?

http://all.ronenv.com/post/21692484453/sf-la-whats-good-hollywood http://all.ronenv.com/post/21692484453/sf-la-whats-good-hollywood

>> all.ronenv.com

actual blog where I post stuff, for such that are new followers here.

Happy Valentine’s Day from CeCe + RoRo (Previously: Merry Xmas / Happy New Year gif)

Happy Valentine’s Day from CeCe + RoRo

(Previously: Merry Xmas / Happy New Year gif)

http://ronenv.com http://all.ronenv.com/post/3303508129/be-my-valentine-happy-valentines

>> RONENV.COM/pics

New photography page.

ronen-v: Merry Xmas / Happy New Year from CeCe + RoRo (reblogged for the season)

ronen-v:

Merry Xmas / Happy New Year from CeCe + RoRo

(reblogged for the season)

http://RONENV.COM http://all.ronenv.com/post/2548790013/merry-xmas-happy-new-year-from-cece-roro
ronen-v: I want to give your brain a blowjob I want to go down on your brain and lick your brain’s clit I’ll start by slowly licking along the folds of your right hemisphere then I’ll firmly grip your occipital lobe and start gently massaging your parietal lobe, with words and fingers as I tease your prefrontal cortex with my warm breath then I’ll press my lips firmly against your medial longitudinal fissure and suck deeply, creating a vacuum like in deep space I’ll slip my pinky in between the gyruses of your somatosensory cortex, rubbing inside your sulcus then I’ll focus my tongue on your frontal cortex, first gently, then strongly, all through your mesolimbic pathway, while rubbing my lower lip against your hypothalamus and when you’re teased to the point where you can’t take it anymore, my mouth joyfully drowning in your delicious cerebrospinal fluid, I’ll finally lick your brain’s clit (I know you; your brain definitely has a clit) and really go to town. I promise to be very, very careful with your amygdala. I know it’s sensitive.

ronen-v:

I want to give your brain a blowjob

I want to go down on your brain

and lick your brain’s clit

I’ll start by slowly licking along the folds of your right hemisphere

then I’ll firmly grip your occipital lobe

and start gently massaging your parietal lobe, with words and fingers

as I tease your prefrontal cortex with my warm breath

then I’ll press my lips firmly against your medial longitudinal fissure and suck deeply, creating a vacuum like in deep space

I’ll slip my pinky in between the gyruses of your somatosensory cortex, rubbing inside your sulcus

then I’ll focus my tongue on your frontal cortex, first gently, then strongly, all through your mesolimbic pathway, while rubbing my lower lip against your hypothalamus

and when you’re teased to the point where you can’t take it anymore, my mouth joyfully drowning in your delicious cerebrospinal fluid, I’ll finally lick your brain’s clit (I know you; your brain definitely has a clit) and really go to town.

I promise to be very, very careful with your amygdala. I know it’s sensitive.

http://all.ronenv.com/post/13475687769/i-want-to-give-your-brain-a-blowjob-i-want-to-go http://all.ronenv.com/post/13475687769/i-want-to-give-your-brain-a-blowjob-i-want-to-go

ronen-v:

AERIALIST OVER THE WILLIAMSBURG BRIDGE (ft. Seanna Sharpe)

NEW VIDEO!  This summer, Seanna Sharpe did an illegal acrobatics show 285 feet up the Williamsburg bridge.

If you enjoy this video, please consider sharing it.

http://all.ronenv.com/post/12969423008/aerialist-over-the-williamsburg-bridge-ft-seanna http://all.ronenv.com/post/12969423008/aerialist-over-the-williamsburg-bridge-ft-seanna

ronen-v:

When you’re tired, sleep, when you’re hungry, eat, when you’re depressed, work, when you’re horny, fuck, when you’re sad, cry, and when you’re happy, smile. When you’re bored, imagine, when you’re restless, exercise. When you’re afraid, breath, when you’re excited, jump, when you’re lost, explore, when you’re thinking, think, when you’re talking, listen, and when a pretty girl smiles at you, smile back.

When there’s music in your heart, dance to it.

http://all.ronenv.com/post/12559214681/when-youre-tired-sleep-when-youre-hungry-eat http://all.ronenv.com/post/12559214681/when-youre-tired-sleep-when-youre-hungry-eat

Tell me three lies.

http://all.ronenv.com/post/10814538615/tell-me-three-lies http://all.ronenv.com/post/10814538615/tell-me-three-lies
ronen-v: FREE-D AS A BIRD

ronen-v:

FREE-D AS A BIRD

http://RONENV.COM http://all.ronenv.com/post/10630410072/free-d-as-a-bird

>> IDEA: NEW ANIMATED GIF FORMAT

Gifs as a medium have far outgrown the limitations of gifs as a file format. Ever since I made my first one, I’ve long wished they could exist in high quality (gifs are limited to 256 colors). This is going to be necessary for them to make the leap they’re making as a respected art form. Some people try making vimeo loops, but those ‘jerk’ on the reset. Since there is no high-quality alternative that will work cross-browser, the solution is to create one:

To write a piece of code that will cycle through JPEGs or PNGs, but have a mask over it so right-clicking will save it all as one file (an equivalent gif or zip / etc).

Casey Pugh said it would be easy to do this as an iframe. (Here’s a picture of him dressed as an astronaut, so you know he knows what he’s talking about.)

IDEA: Excellent. As a frequent maker of gifs and recorder of moments, I would love to have this.

NEEDS: Someone with the proper developer skillset who cares enough to build it.

RELATED: Some of my favorite gifs I’ve made:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

*Re: Replies I’m getting: APNGs are what I’m referring to when I say “there is no high-quality alternative that will work cross-browser”. If the format isn’t supported, as far as creators like me are concerned, it doesn’t exist.

http://ronenv.com http://all.ronenv.com/post/8823584908/idea-new-high-quality-animated-gif-format

UPDATE: If you’re travelling this August or September, ‘How To Cook Beef Stroganoff and Fight Off A Ninja’ is playing in syndication on Virgin Airways Flights by way of BoingBoingTV!

 

boingboing (the coolest blog in the galaxy) and flying are two of my favorite things, so this is awesome! Thanks Xeni & Joe, and always Yatta.

video made with Josh Greenfield and Casey Donahue.

*Special thanks to the legendary Vic Armstrong for teaching me how to make stuff like this without getting killed!

If you like this video, please consider sharing it

*if you’re on IOS and can’t play flash, click here to watch it on vimeo

http://all.ronenv.com/post/4858323843/first-weekly-video-how-to-cook-beef-stroganoff http://all.ronenv.com/post/8654523258/update-if-youre-travelling-this-august-or

Cubist Self-Portrait (also: gif version)

Picasso:

“We did not have the aim of discovering Cubism. We only wanted to express what was in us.”

Aristotle:

“The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.”

http://all.ronenv.com/post/6755522815/cubist-self-portrait-also-gif-version http://all.ronenv.com/post/6755522815/cubist-self-portrait-also-gif-version

This week, we did an experiment with Inverted Makeup.

ronen-v:

“The Broken Ones” (Inverted Makeup & Light) [click to view on iPhone]

Weekly Video inspired by a drawing by Zachary Johnson.

If you like this video, please help share it with the world!

Made with Hana El-Assad and Vincent Peone. (Production thanks to Jordan and Thierry)

http://all.ronenv.com/post/6404593577/the-broken-ones-inverted-makeup-test-click-to http://all.ronenv.com/post/6404593577/the-broken-ones-inverted-makeup-test-click-to

ronen-v:

THE DANGERS OF BRINGING A CAMERA TO DINNER (click for iPhone version)

Weekly Video #6, made with Ollie Henderson and Thierry Van Biesen.

This is remarkably accurate.

If you enjoy this video, please consider sharing it.

http://all.ronenv.com/post/5911939923/the-dangers-of-bringing-a-camera-to-dinner-click http://all.ronenv.com/post/5911939923/the-dangers-of-bringing-a-camera-to-dinner-click