Apr
27th
Sun
27th
- MY FRIEND'S FIANCE: So i had this really strange dream and you were in it, and i thought i would tell you cause i thought you'd enjoy it.
- Well i was in the hospital wearing my pajamas and you came to visit me. So we BS-ed for a while and then you told me you brought pancakes. But really you brought pancake batter and the rest of the ingredients. Well you brought out the pancake batter and a massive bowl and all the ingedients in some bag, and spilled the contents over my bed and everything was massive size. anyway you wanted me to get up and help you stir the stuff in the bowl cause it was Huge (like half the size of the bed) and needed 2 ppl to stir, but i refused cause i was wearing pants and you cant see me in pants. [for religious reasons; she's an orthodox jew -R] but you insisted so i wrapped the sheet around me and helped you out. anyway, somehow the dream changed to some other person in a hospital bed and there was some guy coming after the patient to rob her, and i fended the robber off with my ninja skills and then you appeared with 2 Bo-Staffs and went all intense ninja on the burglar. and then i woke up. weird.
- ME: It was no dream.
